Porn That Makes Us Question Our Daily LivesTM: Panties Edition

Have you ever attended a party, watched people using chips or crackers to convey dip to their mouths, and realized you've been doing it wrong all along? "My Personal Panties" gave me that stomach-dropping feeling.

I was looking for movies with Tanner Mayes for an upcoming review and stumbled across this title. After the shock wore off, I realized it must have been fortuitous, like discovering one's fly down or spinach in one's teeth just in time, before leaving the house.

Because it's obvious from the title that people must wear two pairs of underwear every day; the kind they wear at home—the personal ones—and the kind distributed at work or school—the public or corporate panties. That I have conducted my entire school and professional career wearing only one pair of underpants daily—I'm 22—makes me at once mortified and relieved that I've yet to be caught.

Thanks, Porno-Industrial Complex for again teaching me how to live.

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