What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Sleight of Ass Edition

We meet at a quickie trade paperback celebrity book-signing ("Dana Plato's Posthumous Carb Diary"), you ask if I'd like to give you a creampie, then you show me your ass. I think: Amateur.

Everybody—even Conrad Bain—knows that a creampie is vaginal by default unless it is specifically labeled an anal creampie. Why Jenavieve Jolie invites all comers to deposit a creampie by showing her (all right, it's adorable) ass is a mystery.

Fleshbot readers, your job this week is to Bend It like Bento by giving us a true story of being offered one thing but shown another in a case of sexual three-card-monte.

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