Stormy Daniels For President Public Office!

We won't claim to understand all the ins and outs of Louisiana politics, or why it makes sense to have an adult film star run against an incumbent senator mired in a sex scandal.

But we will claim to know that Stormy Daniels is an intelligent, accomplished woman with a good head on her shoulders (and a talent for public speaking). So we're sad to hear that she will not be running for Louisiana senator—we're sure she would have made a hell of a candidate. Maybe next election?

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