Eva Mendes’s Nipples Sneak Back Into Our Life

September 8, 2009
LUX-ALPTRAUM

Long time readers of the 'bot are no doubt aware of our long, storied history with Eva Mendes's nipples. Our courtship began in January '08, and got steamy that May. But by August, she was with some dude named Calvin.

And from there, well, things kind of cooled off. And we kinda figured that was the end of the story—until we saw these paparazzi pictures. Is that what we think it is? Are Eva's nipples...saying that they miss us? Oh, let's never fight again, darlings. Life without you just isn't the same.

· Eva Mendes (taxidrivermovie.com)