“Ghetto Ho’s Luv” For “Monster Black Cocks” Persists

Much like the truths that founded this great nation, the fact that "Ghetto Ho's Luv Monster Black Cocks" is self-evident, requiring no further explanation. Hustler knows that, but how else can they describe this gem?

Given the reflexive nature of the title, we'll just focus on the cast of this Hustler opus, which includes Ivory Lust, Mahagony Vixen, Morning Star, Renee Banks, and Sinsation—each a perfect representation of a real life ho from one of our nation's deeply entrenched ghettos. From Watts to 9th Ward to the Bed-Stuy, each lady brings a simmering flava of hood goodness to their hardcore. They may be the product of voodoo economics and the very type of welfare queen single mothers that transsexual Republican cheerleader Ann Coulter continues to rail against, surviving on food stamps and hope amongst the blight, but that's certainly the last thing on the minds of these dirty inner city divas as they get their sweet brown sugar pried wide open by outrageously endowed swordsmen.

How else can you describe the beatific epiphanies that cross each and every one of their sweat bedazzled visages as a full foot of throbbing ebony fuck stick is worked into their pink pucker? If it isn't love, it will have to do for now—at least until the economy gets moving again and they can all move out to the suburbs.

"Ghetto Ho's Luv Monster Black Cocks" releases this week from Hustler Video. It conclusively proves once and for all that, yes, brown can stick around.

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