Pink Visual’s Porn Stimulus Package

For those who pay for porn (we're traveling in purely theoretical realms here), Pink Visual's version of "Cash for Clunkers" is pretty funny: Simply give up your old porn website membership and get a huge discount on a new one.

Imagine, if you will, all those couples cruising around parking lots with pro-sumer video cameras in search of seduceable teens driving cars they purchased with the government's Cash for Clunkers program, then you get to watch 400 continuous hours of the "Couples Seduce Teens" for just ten bucks.

"Originally we had planned to have consumers provide us with some small bit of evidence that they've canceled their subscription to another company's site," said a Pink Visual marketing maven, "but we thought that might get too unwieldy, so we decided to run it on the honor system and boil it down to a promo code."

Type "Clunkers" in the promo code all through September and get half off DVDs as well as new memberships to PinkVisual.com (and its gay little brother, MaleSpectrum.com) for $9.95.

We don't normally hype marketing putsches, but we applaud creativity, and Pink Visual's recent strategies (like putting iPods in movies, using recyclable DVD covers, and offering OctoMom Nadya Suleman diapers rather than offering to put her in a porn movie) are fun.

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