Over the years, porn has gone through many technical innovations—the internet! HD porn! Mobile porn!—so we're half surprised to learn that it's taken this long to see the launch of 3D porn.
Seriously, 3D porn? Isn't that something that should have been done back in the fifties, when 3D technologically actually seemed like something new and impressive? Is there some reason that people have waited this long to combine the power of porn with the power of 3D technology?
Oh right, there is: nobody wants 3D porn.
· 3D porn to revolutionise industry (livenews.co.au, via Gizmodo)