“Lexington Loves Big White Tits”

August 25, 2009
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Why is Bree Olson, who just re-upped with Adam & Eve, such a treasure? One reason can be found in the compilation "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits," in which she wipes Steele's come out of her eye with his cock.

You'd think compilation porn DVDs would be the best of the best, but often they are not; the sheer amount of material available often works against the better angels of a company's nature, and the consumer is left with something less thought out, even, than regular porn.

But "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits" is not only an excellent compilation but it is also a mini-history of famous and lamentably obscure porn talent over the past half-decade which shows why Steele is still at the top of his game and why huge white tits have been the cornerstone of Western Civilization.

There's very little tease, no story at all, and it appears that some of the women are wearing recycled outfits their counterparts might have worn in earlier scenes, but who cares? Viewers are treated to spirited performances from Sara Jay and Gianna Michaels, as well as a number of healthy, phat-bootied caucasians we haven't seen in a while and who have disappeared into the ether, like the bewitching Texas (not to be confused with Alexis Texas).

Not only that, but we also get Belladonna, whose breasts aren't that big, per se, but she is Belladonna.

Even though Bree's is arguably the most famous name in the bunch (and her scene, shot at least three years ago, shows exactly why she is in a long-lasting contract), it is the trysts that make up the middle of this 12-pack that are the most spontaneous, least-studied, and fun.

In the end, it is appararent why Lexington loves huge white tits, and we learn to love them, too.