Czech Girls Are Easy: “One Night Stand”

This movie is like a Chamber of Commerce ad for the Czech Republic; Buildings are bombed-out rubble? The water gives you dysentery? The dollar is weak? Doesn't matter - women with questionable morals abound.

One Night Stand

Studio: Viv Thomas
Director: Tom Stewart
Cast: Simony, Cory Baby, Kira Valentine, Niki Montana, Mya Diamond, Barbara Voice, Tera Bond, Tiffany

Review by: Gram Ponante

I live in Los Angeles and love it here. But I know that those little bits of tenderness and magic that populate Steve Martin's movies and Tom Petty's songs about L.A. are few and far between.

In other words, experience has proven otherwise.

Despite this, I really want to go to the Czech Republic and find the bar where the aggressive nymphos of "One Night Stand" hang out.

Where but in the Czech Republic, I ask you, can a man with a "Suck My Dick" shirt have unprotected sex with two women who pick him up at a bar, one of whom is Barbara Voice, for whom I would gladly arrange a green card wedding?

Where but in the Czech Republic can an oversexed trollop pick up the indifferent and possibly gay DJ and bring him back to the home team?

"One Night Stand" was made in 2004, which by American porn standards was like 1994, which by my standards is just right. Everyone looks healthy and happy and juicy because, though they knew about 9/11 in Europe in 2004, they didn't know about it in America in 1994. Get what I mean? It's like they were all just glad to have survived the Northridge Quake.

I liked this Playboy Benelux production (Playboy Europe goes a lot harder than its stateside counterpart); it depicted a country awash in the audacity of hope and loose Caucasians before the rest of the world caught on

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