Put It In Your Mouth And Suck It: The Jawbreaker Ballgag

I've been lusting after Stockroom's Jawbreaker Ballgag for—no joke—over a year. It's not every day that someone makes a product that combines BDSM and candy (my two favorite things!).

Thankfully, the powers that be (or at least the good folks at JT's Stockroom) finally decided to smile down on me and grant me a chance to review my very own Jawbreaker Ballgag. At last, a chance for some sweet, sweet silence.

Aside from its candy centerpiece, the Jawbreaker Ballgag is a rather standard piece of BDSM equipment: the jawbreaker is impaled on a black bar, attached to a black leather strap which fastens comfortably around the back of the neck. Strapped into the device, I was pleased to see how comfortable it was. There was no distracting pressure on the back of my head, or pain of any sort—well, aside from the slight discomfort of having my mouth stretched open by a giant piece of candy. But that was to be expected.

And how did it taste? Pretty much like a jawbreaker: sweet, pleasant, with a bubble gum-like flavor. Far more pleasant than a piece of rubber or some balled up clothing, in my opinion—making it a good option for fetish fans with sensitive taste buds (and, in my mind, the best ballgag I've ever used).

The Jawbreaker Ballgag isn't the best choice for hardcore fetish fans—it's hard to be serious about your kidnapping roleplay when your kidnappee has a big, speckled candy ball in their mouth—but for if you're just beginning to explore the kinky side of things (or if you want to throw a sweet little kick into your bondage play), it's a fun toy to try out.

And remember: if you ever find yourself panicking, don't worry—sooner or later, your saliva will dissolve the gag and you'll be free.

(Just kidding! If you're really panicked, have your top take the gag out. Seriously, don't play around with your safety.)

· Buy the Jawbreaker Ballgag (stockroom.com, replacement jawbreakers also available)