What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Erectile Wardrobe Malfunction Edition

In this weekend's glut of conspicuously consumptive footballery, remember the simple furtive pleasures of grabbing glimpses of panties beneath those Cardinals snowbird muumuus or Steelers blast furnace aprons.

Dear Readers, it is true that I couldn't care less who wins this weekend, but what I do care about, like getting a handjob from Tinkerbell, is if my neighbor's wayward and frank sister in-law will be at the SuperBowl party. Why? Because last year she wore no panties. The choice between Cardinals and Steelers and Ranch and Onion Dip pales in comparison to that of Angie in the Basement v. A Punch in the Face.

So the appearance of this week's movie is not arbitrary at all. What do you do about the pantieless SuperBowl guest?

· DVSX Pictures (dvsx.com)
· Buy "Panty Peek Freaks" (gamelink.com)