Gianna Michaels Invades Kid-Friendly Search Engine

Nowadays, porn is everywhere: in the magazines, on the teevee... and all over on the internet. So it's understandable that parents might want to protect their kids—perhaps with a kid-safe search engine like KidRex.

KidRex—certified by kids, for kids!—is pretty good at its job. Just try searching for "vagina" (go on, try it). You won't get anything! Not even an anatomy lesson! Likewise penis, clitoris, breasts (though oddly, not breast), masturbation, gay, lesbos (pity the poor Lesbian children!).

But what happens if your child happens to hear about that nice lady Gianna Michaels, and wants to learn more about her? Well, suddenly that kid-friendly search engine isn't so kid-friendly. Let's all just hope the kids limit their porn interest to big names like Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy—those are safely blocked. (And remember: want to find porn in a computer riddled with blocks? Just get creative with your search terms!)

· KidRex (kidrex.org)