Some Hot And Steamy Car-On-Car Action

Ever wonder what it would be like if cars could have sex with cars? Well, "Southland Tales" has done the research for you: witness the glory of some true autoerotica right here.

We've watched this clip a couple times now, and we're still not really sure what to make of it. On the one hand, it's truly fascinating to see the mechanics of car arousal and intercourse. On the other hand... well, we're sure there's someone out there who finds this arousing. And you know what? More power to them!

· SUV on SUV Sex (jalopnik.com)