Finally, Someone’s Going To Set Things Right (And Give Us Free Porn)

We know that many have expressed outrage over the penis that invaded the Super Bowl—and you know what? We'd like to express our outrage too: outrage that we didn't get to see the whole clip.

Let's be frank, people: what we were exposed to was a very brief, softcore video of the alluring Evan Stone waving his wang in front of the luscious Tristan Kingsley... and then more football. No hard cocks, no wet pussies, no oohs and ahhs of exhilaration—just the tiniest bit of tease before we were returned back to the game. And frankly, we're pissed off, and we feel that someone owes us some compensation.

Thankfully, Pink Visual feels our pain. They're even offering a compensation package for viewers who found themselves unfulfilled after Sunday's obscene event:

"We feel really bad for the customers that were just getting into it when Comcast rudely switched back to the football game before the clip could really get going," joked Kim Kysar, brand and product manager for Pink Visual.

While the 30 seconds of porn playing during a pivotal point in the Superbowl was an unwelcome intrusion for many viewers, Kysar said her studio feels that others may have been left with a hankering to see more porn. So, matching Comcast's offer of $10 to customers affected by the porn mishap, Pink Visual is offering $10 off of its mobile websites to [Tucson area] Comcast customers affected (or not) by the porn Superbowl fiasco.

So, um, how hard is it to fake a Tucson address?

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com, more @ avn.com)