Hockey And Sex: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

You don't have to tell us twice that hockey is sexy: even if we don't know know the precise location of that "five hole" thing, we know exactly what we'd like to use it for.

Sadly, we have a sneaking suspicion we won't be seeing too much hardcore five hole action in in One Yellow Rabbit's stage performance of "Five Hole: Tales of Hockey Erotica"—but a girl can dream, right?

· Five Hole: Tales Of Hockey Erotica (oyr.org, via Deadspin)
· Hockey heartbreaker Ariel Rebel (freehostedpics.com)