“Boobs, Boobs, Boobs”: An Ode To The Important Things In Life

Being the stalwart boob lovers that we are, we were thrilled to learn that country sensation Dierks Bentley had penned an ode to mammary glands.

Well, until we discovered that this masterpiece will never be recorded: "Boobs, Boobs, Boobs," was written for Bentley's boob-loving infant daughter—and he plans to keep the song between the two of them.

Well, we're not going to stand for this level of injustice. Seriously, how can you not record a song with lyrics like these?

I love boobs, boobs, boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.

It could be the next "Rock 'n Roll in my Butthole"!

If you, like us, are desperate to see this wrong righted, we invite you to record your very own version of the boob song—and, of course, send us a copy. Who knows, it could be your ticket to musical stardom!

· Dierks Bentley Pens ‘Boob Song' For Evie (celebrity-babies.com)
· Boobs courtesy of Taylor Vixen (realitykings.com)