The Base System: Finally Explained!

Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those "bases" straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in?

So a big, big thank you to XKCD for finally explaining it all, in an easy, organized manner—now we won't have to get all embarrassed and befuddled the next time someone asks us to steal second.

· Base System (xkcd.com)