This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy Exposure

February 16, 2009
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We regret to inform you that the rest of the world still doesn't know what a vagina looks like. First there was Juliana Margulies's "vagina", and now we have this ballroom dancing "crotch slip."

We've never really agreed with those people who claim that Barbie has ruined America... until now. Clearly, only someone who actually believes that women resemble America's favorite doll down there would genuinely believe that this is a picture of a woman's vagina. The rest of us can just sigh, shake our heads, and comment on what a nice pantyhose shot that is.

· Ballroom Dancing, Now With 90% More Crotch Exposure (deadspin.com)