Which Is Hotter? Porn Vs. “Rock The Cradle Of Love”

Remember when MTV still showed hot music videos that nurtured your young and confused porn obsession? Maybe that was just us. But anyway, help us decide which is hotter—The Porn or The Music Video.

The Porn:

The Music Video:

No, seriously. Can a music video get any hotter? The allusions to Devon's "barely legal" status, Billy Idol's voyeuristic presence in the Warhol-esque pop art, the "femme domme" archetype and the confused older gentleman who wants to say no, but can't. You can probably tell what our vote is with.