Mr. Skin Honors This Year’s Achievements In Cinematic Nudity

Apparently there's some sort of awards show this weekend? The "Oscars" or something? Well, while the mainstream media reports on that, we'll be analyzing the results of something far more important: Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards.

As with all awards shows, there's certainly some behind the scenes politicking and drama at the Anatomy Awards, and there are definitely some awards we take issue with (Anna Faris in "The House Bunny" for Best Butt?); overall, however, we're glad to see that the real stars—like Marisa Tomei and Anna Paquin—shone through and garnered top honors.

And anyway, we should all keep in mind that, no matter who takes home the trophy, at the end of the day, we're all winners. After all: these are awards for naked celebrities. Nuff said.

· Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards (mrskin.com)