German smut magnate Beate Uhse wants you to know two things about their TV channel: it's full of superhot smut, and their fancy "child lock" will keep your kids happily untraumatized by your erotic entertainment.
And, judging by the ad, it seems they'd also like you to know that Rorschach tests are very, very sexy. Although we could have told you that ourselves (seriously, just look at them!).
· Beate Uhse: Child Lock (youtube.com)