Of all the nations in the world, the masturbation nation is our favorite. Every morning, we wake up and pledge allegiance to its flag—just like Dakoda Brookes here, who looks to be a very loyal citizen indeed.
(And if you haven't done your own daily salute to this greatest of all states...may we suggest you join Dakoda in her devotionals?)
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