Which Is Hotter? Evan Stone vs Rick James

In a continuance of our Porn vs. Music Video series, we're pitting the disturbingly sexy Evan Stone against the disturbingly, uh, sexy Rick James. Who would YOU rather "Give It To?"

The Porn:

The Music Video:

They've both got long, luscious locks, look great in white disco pants, are silly as all get-out, but we think one looks sexier in his Speedo. Then again, the other is Rick James, bitch! We're on the fence. Help us decide, pretty please!