Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator

It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room.

Introduced in 2006 (I guess it got lost in the mail), the Talking Head is your standard-issue rotating beads/clit rabbit/simulo-penis vibrator with a secret: it's got a 32 MB hard drive and a speaker so that one can play REO Speedwagon's "Take It on the Run" whilst diddling oneself or a loved one.

Not only that, but Heathcliff can also record a special message for Cathy on the vibrator and then go walking on the windy moors - he doesn't even have to be in the same farmhouse with her.

The Talking Head comes with a rather tinny external speaker as well as a set of earbuds. When plugged into the headphone jack at the base of the vibrator, the sound is as good as an iPod.

In fact, the Talking Head is an excellent jogging mp3 player, considering the iPod is not easy to carry but everyone knows how to hold on to a cock. Am I right??

To listen to my special message to young lovers everywhere, click here.

· Talking Head Vibrator (erosboutique.com)