Eliot Splitz-her, Or Eliot Chokes-her?

It's hard to believe, but it's almost been a year since Eliot Spitzer was outed as Client No. 9 (or, if you prefer, the Love Gov)—which, of course, means the media is rehashing the story.

Well, not just rehashing—it seems there's new news to be brought to the table! NY Daily News wants everyone to know that Spitzer was a total brute, choking call girls left and right. Or at least choking one call girl, during some roleplay. Kink-friendly publication that we are, we'd like to remind you all that what matters is not whether Spitzer choked a girl during sex, but whether or not he got prior consent and respected her boundaries. Subtleties we're sure the mainstream media will take note of, absolutely.

· Eliot Spitzer choked her during sex, claims high-end call girl (nydailynews.com)