What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Taco Edition

March 13, 2009
LANK

The Motels ("Take the L out of 'lover' and it's 'over'") is my choice for Awfulest Band of the 80's, but it had a canon. Taco's lone hit was a cover.

I remember this very clearly: I was at the home of someone who is now a Facebook friend and we were bored, and both of us knew it. Suddenly he turned on the radio, muttering "Wonder if Taco has a new song. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' is awesome."

I hate Taco's version of "Puttin' on the Ritz" so much, and Taco for doing it, that I can't help thinking about it every time I encounter a similar metrical construction, such as this week's title. And, Dear Fleshbot Readers, this happens a lot more than you'd think. "For a wonderful time" it is not.

To refresh (shudder) your memory or create nightmares:

So your task this week is to banish my demons with your own parody version (text only, don't wear yourself out) of "Puttin' on the Ritz" using this week's gapetastic title. (And, parenthetically, big props to last week's winner.)

· Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)
· Buy "Diggin in the Gapes 2" (gamelink.com)