Lisa Ann At The Oil Orgy

Lisa Ann has always been slick but she seemed a little more fluid than usual today when we attempted to catch up with her at 3rd Degree Films' presentation of a Danny Case film, tentatively titled "Big Butt Oil Orgy."

"That's a working title," said Case. "Not everyone here has a big butt."

But Lisa Ann, tan from a post-birthday vacation in Hawaii, was especially callipygous in a fuschia bikini, preparing to oil and be oiled by the likes of Ava Rose, Phoenix Marie, Kristina Rose, Angelina Ash, Kagney Linn Karter, and Sophie Dee.

"I'm not sure I'm going to be able to stay in one place," Lisa Ann said.

That's the point, of course, so everybody wins!

If web 3.0 technology could only convey the smell of 26 bottles of baby oil slathered across our nation's finest porn stars as they wrestled atop crisp Target sheets, well - I suppose people like me would be able to start making money on the Internet again...

"Big Butt Oil Orgy" (or, at least, something with "Oil Orgy" in the title that happens to feature Porn Valley's Juiciest sliding every which way) comes out this summer.

· 3rd Degree Films (thirddegreefilms.com)