We’d Be Willing To Pay A “Price” For One Night With Stormy

If you ask us, there are worse ways to learn about love than having Stormy Daniels move in next door and demand to swing with us—but then again, we've got decidedly alternative values.

What can we say? We're all about the wife swap, the threesome, and the down and dirty taboo busting around here. Especially when the spiciness starts out with Lindsey Meadows getting eaten raw like sushi by Stormy.

So when Wicked contract super star Stormy's newest story porn masterpiece, "The Price of Lust," hit our radar, it piqued our interest—even though it only featured two other girls, Amber Rayne and Lindsey Meadows. At least they were two amazing girls that we love watching get crazy on cock.

The plot plays out like your typical morality play—high school sweethearts experimenting with the neighbors, big city transplants trying to deny escape their kinky side by absconding to suburbia and, not entirely unlike the acclaimed philosopher of yore Thoreau, in the process uncovering the simple metaphysical truth that one cannot hide from your true nature. No matter how far you travel, the giant travels with you; though in this case, "giant" is replaced with "ravenous appetite for strange cock" and "Thoreau" with "Stormy and friends." Shockingly, friends betray each other as temptations eviscerate restraint, and the best kind of super hot sweaty guilty sex goes down. Oh, but at what price, you ask? Right. Yawn.

Honestly, we just don't understand why it always has to end in tears. Why are we still reinforcing these ridiculously outdated social mores? In our humble estimation, this is all just another case of live and learn meets all's well that ends well.

Check the gallery, which features the best pix of lithe beauty Lindsey Meadows getting straight drilled out in her hot tiny snatch like the insatiable spunk junkie she is. It's good to see her getting wild again, cause we were starting to miss her.

"The Price of Lust" releases this week from Wicked Pictures.

· "The Price of Lust" (wickedpictures.com)