50 Cent Releases Sex Tape To Humiliate Rap Rival

Remember when rap battles ended in violence and death? Well, we never thought we'd say it—but we miss those days. Seriously, anything is preferably to 50 Cent in a wig narrating a sex tape.

We would try to explain the whole thing in greater detail, but it's really something best seen for yourself. Just be warned: once you watch the tape, you can never, ever have those thirteen and a half minutes of your life back.

· 50 Cent Narrates Brooke (Rick Ross's Call Girl?/ Baby Momma Sex Tape)[Full Tape] (worldstarhiphop.com, via nerve.com)