“Praise The Load 3” Is No “Angels & Demons,” Thank God

We're not sure if Jules timed this release to coincide with "Angels & Demons," but we do know that there is no better way to kick off the week than with a blowbang with serious Christian overtones.

Trust us when we tell you that there's no need to search for deeper meanings in this series. No evil society of cruel masters with throbbing cocks performing evil deeds on virgins. No lost Masonic codes and handshakes. No Tom Hanks. We checked! What you see is pretty much what you get, and something tells us that this isn't the end of the series. No, "Praise the Load" won't be wrapping itself neatly up into a trilogy.

Mike John draws up his third installment of prayer service and cock for wayward young ladies with a taste for the high hard one and hot, salty load baptisms. This volume's sampler of dirty little fallen angels without knee pads includes Eden Adams, Chayse Evans, Jessica Bangkok, London Keyes, Cali Couture, Dia Zerva, Heather Huntley, and Laci Laine. It takes a certain type of girl to be comfortable around forty or so inches of rigid tool, in our humble opinion. Our hats, and pants, go off to each and every last one of these soiled birdies with broken wings, both for their oral tenacity and never say die spirit.

So long as there are beautiful, young, morally unfettered women willing to take on four or more dicks at once, Mike John will continue to shoot—unless of course the tube sites and streaming torrents finally kill the industry all together and force us all to get real jobs.

"Praise the Load 3" comes out today from Jules Jordan Video. Please buy some porn, people. Support the filth you love before the internet ruins everything.

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