Scantily Clad Dita Von Teese Makes Eurovision Infinitely More Watchable

Eurovision (the music festival, not the thong contest) is a big, international music competition that we normally wouldn't care about in the slightest. But then again, it normally doesn't feature a scantily clad Dita Von Teese.

No, we're not completely clear on why the Germans got to include her in their performance (yes, she's got a "Von" in her name, but last we checked, she's American), and we're even less clear on why Dita's appearance didn't result in an automatic win for her team—but we do know that Dita at Eurovision is about the only thing that got us interested in it. (Maybe they should ask her to host next year?)

· [HD] Alex Swings Oscar Sings + Dita von Teese - Miss Kiss Kiss Bang @ Eurovision Song Contest 2009 (youtube.com)
· Dita on Eurovision (sexoteric.com)