Vanessa Lee Knows How To Get Ahead At Work

Desperate times call for desperate measures—and in this economy, desperate measures could be just around the corner for anyone. How does an ordinary worker survive in this environment? Take a cue from Vanessa Lee.

Okay, maybe not the peeing in coworker's coffee cups or violently harassing office competition part—but the giving a blowjob to HR strategy seems pretty foolproof if you ask us (hey, how do you think we got our job?). Just remember to swallow afterwords—no one likes jizz in the workplace, after all.

· Buy "Bad Behavior: Office Edition" (gamelink.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)