Miss California Explains Her Topless Photos

We know you've all been wondering how a delicate, innocent flower like Carrie Prejean could possibly have wound up posing for topless photos. Well, she's got an explanation: it wasn't her fault!

See, the photos were taken on a windy day, in between other photos, and she wasn't aware that she was being snapped with her breasts out! And what's more, they were unauthorized!

To be honest, her explanation isn't as farfetched as it sounds—especially since, at present, we haven't actually seen the uncensored versions of the photos, and there's no guarantee that the photos are that scandalous (TMZ is known to be liberal with the stars, you might say). And we gotta say—homophobic though she may be, we really feel bad for Carrie Prejean. No one should have to do this much explaining for some beyond softcore modeling photos.