Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Adrianna Nicole

I looked and looked for some clever way to connect birthday girl Adrianna Nicole to interesting things – holidays, historical events - and got nowhere. I just kept seeing her naked and would totally space out.

She shares her birthday with two Byzantine emperors, a king and queen of Naples, Custer's senior captain at the Battle of Little Bighorn, a queen of Yugoslavia, and Ed Begley, Jr. Not to mention…oh, man, would you look at those things? They're so perfect and natural – no kidding. I could just…

Oh. Sorry. I was saying that the, uh, that…oh, that March 25th is also Pecan Day AND International Waffle Day, and, according to some, the day pancakes were invented in 1882. It is also the Feast Day of St. Dismas, Jesus' "Good Thief," although I don't know if pancakes or waffles would be appropriate feast items. I do know that I would totally feast on that ass – it's like a…um, a…a feast of – ass, or something.

Jeez. Sorry. Adrianna turns 28 today. 28 is also, coincidentally, the number of miles I would walk barefoot across hot sand to get to her if she called me up and asked me to come over. She keeps getting better too – next year it will be 29 miles.

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