On Flight 69, The Customer Comes First

In these uncertain times, airlines are doing whatever they can to reel in the business—though some might say that they haven't pushed things far enough. Perhaps they should look to "Flight 69" for inspiration?

Okay, it's true that Flight 69 is a porno, and not an actual airline, but we still think they have some good ideas. For instance: hiring girls like Courtney Simpson as flight attendants. We don't know about you, but getting the chance to spend some time in the air with the lovely Ms. Simpson would certainly encourage us to fly... especially if there was any chance that she'd be acting like this during the flight.

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