British Faux Pas Leads To Free Porn For All

With our minimal understanding of British politics (they have a queen, right?), we didn't really understand the email that arrived in our inbox this afternoon—until we got to the part about free porn.

On 1st April just past 23:10 the home secretary's hubby, Richard Timney, logged onto an adult service. At that time on Television X this little gem was playing. Raw Meat 3 http://tinyurl.com/c2cfow. Not a gay film as speculated, just honest boy girl adult fun. You can't see it anywhere else as it only exists on Television X but seeing as Richard Timney got away with watching it for free, at the tax payers expense, we're putting this on our site for free, for you, for the tax payer. Well you're the one who needs the real break.

So go on, knock yourself out. Other sites are giving more things to MPs and their husbands away for free. Idiots! We're looking after the everyday bloke, the punter, the porn lover, YOU! Enjoy.

Hmm, free porn for taxpayers? Maybe we should relocate to the UK after all.

· Raw Meat 3 For Free! Sweet Irony! (televisionx.com)