Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark

Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves.

Viewed from the top side, vampire gloves appear to be nothing more than an ordinary pair of leather gloves (a high quality, luxuriously soft pair of leather gloves, that is). But flip them over, and a delightful surprise is revealed: the glove's fingers are lined with sharp metal teeth, which provide just the right amount of bite to tickle, tease, and poke a willing sub.

When I got my set of gloves, I couldn't contain my excitement—unfortunately, I happened to be at the office, where my attempts to tickle, tease, and poke my coworkers were not particularly appreciated. Having (sort of) learned my lesson, I put the gloves back in the box, and waited for a more opportune time to use them.

I'm going to cut right to the chase here: I love these gloves. I love the feel of soft leather caressing my skin, and I love the mild scratch of the metal teeth. I think they feel great lightly dancing against my skin, or more forcefully pressing into the flesh.

Of course, it helps that I'm a masochist. Despite my love of these delicious gloves, I've found that many of my squarer friends find them to be more painful than pleasurable—so before investing in a pair, you should probably ask yourself this question: "Am I the kind of person who finds the thought of sharp metal grazing delicate skin arousing?"

If the answer is yes, do not pass go: head straight to JT's Stockroom and purchase these immediately.

[Safety disclaimer: These are, in fact, sharp, and it would behoove you to be careful with them. Play nicely, play sober, and don't make any sudden moves—the last thing you want is to poke someone's eye out with your sexy new toy.]

· Buy Vampire Gloves (stockroom.com)

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