Sharka Blue, today's birthday girl, is a member of one of my favorite classes of porn stars: those whose porn names sound like they might also have been considering "supervillain" as a career choice.
Just looking at Sharka, I could never imagine her in a fight with GI Joe, by which I mean TV cartoon GI Joe, not real GI Joe with King-Fu Grip, although she is about the same size as a GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip.
But if someone came busting into the bar where I was drinking peaceably and announced in a tremulous voice that Sharka Blue was riding into town and looking for the local tough guy, I would clear out and let someone else take the time to turn on the Joe-signal, or however it is you get in touch with GI Joe when there's trouble.
Sharka, who turns 28 today, joins Bolivia Samsonite and Krystal Steal in my own personal pantheon of porn stars to whom I would just go ahead and turn over the codes if they invaded my headquarters.
Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database
· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Sharka Blue at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Sharka Blue's movies (gamelink.com)