Bananas Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Vibrators die, dildos can be destroyed, and don't even get us started on the drama that lovers can cause—but as long as a girl has her trusty banana in hand, she's never really alone.

Forget what the song says about diamonds—fruits and vegetables are way more helpful for a girl in need. Just ask our new friend right here: we doubt a diamond ring would make her anywhere near this happy.

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