“Stoya Scream” Is Sufficient Tea Bag Protest For Us

Tax day is normally a trying time for many Americans, especially from the depths of this bottomless depression. Only a true object of beauty and perversion like Stoya could cheer us up today.

Lucky for us, Digital Playground apparently understands our sadness more than ever, since they have decided to release this latest Celeste cut to the world. "Stoya Scream" howls with all the intensity of famed beat poet Ginsberg, nurturing our tender, broken souls in the process, and lulling us back to calm with all the compassion of a loving mother.

Our Supreme Commandress is joined by Carmella Santiago, Madison Ivy, Lindsey Love, Lacey Love, Alexis Texas, Mahlia Milan, and Soliel. We feel in love with Carmella the minute we saw those big pouting lips twist in ecstasy as young stud Derrick Pierce drove his rigid tool all the way up into her well-groomed patch of fur and plush wet pink.

So while wing nuts from the penis army march across the cold face of the land protesting we're not sure what, we'll stay indoors for our "tea bag" party today, enjoying the pale-skinned darling Stoya as she restores our spirit with her unswerving brand of dirtiness coupled with an immaculate beauty that won us over at first sight.

"Stoya Scream" releases next week from those geniuses over at Digital Playground, but you can see a small sample in the galleries below. Look but don't touch.

· Images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)