The Itemized Deductions Of Sex Workers

To all of you scrambling to get your taxes in, here are some last minute tips from the pros on how to fatten up your return.

We haven't been able to figure out how to get our insurance company to cover the costs of our [hypothetical] cosmetic surgeries, but the sex biz has enlightened us to a new pocketbook saver. Write them off — as maintenance! And while you're at it, ask for tax breaks for all the condoms and lube you use, and even the new hot tub in the backyard, so long as you're making dirty films in it. Dirty films for work, of course.

· Via How To Deduct Lube, and Other Secrets of Sex Work (thesword.com)

· Image courtesy of Manko Suicide (suicidegirls.com)