We had, in our own way, always thought that the way one conquered a vampire was with garlic or crucifixes or stakes through the heart or some such device. It seems we were wrong.
True, one defeats a vampire with a stake of sorts—but it's not the heart that gets impaled... it's the pudenda (are you following us here?). At least, that's the impression we've gotten from this clip of the vampiric Sasha Grey in "Kiss Attack." He's trying to defeat her with his fleshy sword, right?
· Buy "Kiss Attack" (gamelink.com)
· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
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Previously: Sangre Bloody Sangre: Carlos Batts' "Kiss Attack"