Queen Gianna Michaels Wants To Welcome You To Boobsville

What with summer quickly approaching, we've been trying to pick a spot for our next vacation. Originally we were thinking LA or San Francisco... but now we're convinced that Boobsville is the place to go.

If the name along weren't enough to convince you, maybe this clip from Boobsville's promotional video will win you over. Gianna Michaels (an obvious pick for Boobsville's queen) is eager to welcome new arrivals to her city—and she'll happily give any and all comers the Boobsville handshake (which, come to think of it, is what we're going to be calling titfucking from here on out).

Really, how could you not want to visit this city after a video like that? Screw summer vacation—we'll be booking the next plane there!

· Buy "Welcome to Boobsville" (gamelink.com)