Tommy Pistol Returns… With Monsters In Tow

Aramis Sartorio (better known as Tommy Pistol, one of the funniest men in porn) is making a new movie. Alas, it's not a porno—but it is a horror flick, which is almost as good.

The film's description, direct from Tommy:

After setting out to research an unknown section of the great lakes in Michigan, four adventurous students find themselves battling crazed rednecks, and something lurking in the water that hasn't evolved in over 250 million years. This pre-historic parasitic monster has turned the once quintessential eco-system in this small town flat on it's back and all living creatures are soon finding themselves prey to it. Initially distracted by the good time they are having and the loss of their friend's brother in a sick and twisted unexplained accident only a month before they find themselves trapped in a gruesome situation as old as time itself- will they kill or be killed? They will discover that this evolution phenomenon is as deep and wide and dark as the great lake they came to research—if they survive.

The teaser trailer is above. We hear he's currently seeking funding—invest now, while you still can!