“Jack’s Asian Adventures #3”: The Saga Continues

Since we're hung over and still seeing double from helping our Mexican friends celebrate the end of swine flu, we thought some silky Asian goodness from Digital Playground might restore us to better spirits.

Lucky for us, Robby D thought ahead, anticipating our terrible post cucaracha mood of biting uncertainty and queasiness by cuing up the pan flutes to go along with the soothing sights of Asian goddesses Jandi Lin, Maya Hills, Priva, Shay Jordan, and Bella Ling taking mythical servings of rigid ivory pole up into their soft pink steaming insides. It's like Kane in Kung Fu, only better, because it shows Jandi Lin getting drilled hard by Scott Nails!

Once again, Robby—er, we mean "Jack"—does everything just right, elevating what could easily be a mediocre release into a classic that will delight fans for years to come. If only we could clone him. (Seriously, there ought to be a school where people go to learn to shoot porn, and he would be the Head Master or something. Chuck Norris would be the school mascot.)

"Jack's Asian Adventures 3" comes out today, so you better run out and get it—unless you want Chuck Norris and Robby D showing up to your house and taking a bath...a blood bath, that is. When you finally stop shaking in your panties, check out these snaps.

· Images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)