“Fresh Outta High School” Takes Us Once More Into The Pink, Dear Friends

Schoolgirls always lift our spirits (among other things). So young, so fresh, with skin that's smooth, and orifices so tight and pink. Why, you might just consider them to be nature's Prozac.

No seriously, think about it. When life's got you down and nothing ever seems to go your way, who can you turn to to lift your sad spirits and remember the basic goodness of it all again? Beautiful little schoolgirls, so naïve with wonder in their empty eyes, eager to learn all about the mysteries of the great big world out there...and still, ironically, these young ladies with their unexplored but curious and blossoming sexuality have so much to offer us in return for our tragic knowledge. We need each other, now more than ever—at least if we're ever going to make it out of these dark times and back into the soft pink light of happier days.

Digital Sin points the way back home, with their newest release "Fresh Outta High School Volume 16." Exploring these themes "in depth" (he he he), seducing young girls in plaid outfits and guiding them through the finer points of sex, cracking wide open the gates of pleasure that lead to young womanhood. Make no mistake about it, these ladies give as much as they take—and then some.

Fortunately for us Kara Novak, Jayden Pierson, Danni Cole, Ami Jordan, and Layla Marie also have everything we need to resurrect our flagging morale and get us right back up and at the world one more time. They remind us that some things, like sex with legal teen schoolgirls, are worth fighting for, and that, as the Buddha told us time and time again, this too shall pass.

"Fresh Outta High School Volume 16" releases this week. Once more into the pink, dear friends, with some fingers in the stink and a smile on our hearts waving like a victory flag!

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)