“Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst

At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us.

What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)