“MILF Seekers 15” Offers Compelling Historical Narrative

In case you didn't notice, it's now Wednesday, or "hump day," as it is known—which means that in order to finish out this week, we're all going to need a dash of sexy MILF.

But which MILF title out of the slushy sea of MILF titles should we select to get us through another week of bailouts and Senate hearings and bank failures, you ask? Why not chose one with a compelling historical narrative? (Yeah. We went there.) And that is where "MILF Seekers 15" comes into the picture. Brace yourselves...cause here it comes.

Ever since noted plagiarist and best selling "author" Dan Brown regaled us with his Christ conspiracy theories, and Tom Hanks lulled us into a gentle sleep with the hilarious movie version, it seems as though everyone and their mother is suddenly an expert on the Knights Templar. Just last week, we overheard heady conversations about the shadowy roots of their origins, blended with hearty doses of myth and liberal anachronisms sung between two of the thickest hillbilly accents we've ever heard dredged out of the family swamp. (To paraphrase Will Ferrell playing former "President" George W. Bush, we didn't know it was amateur historian night!)

A lesser known but far more compelling myth, in our esteemed opinion, is that of the "MILF Seeker," as presented to us from the renowned scholars over at Pink Visual. According to an "invented" legend, the MILF Seekrers are a party of rakish rogues who scoured the land, far and wide, eagerly hunting not for gold or silver but for to collect carnal knowledge of the sexiest, sluttiest matriarchs the world had to offer.

Thousands of years later, the legend still lives on, as well-endowed warriors whip it out to fuck a new sextet of magnificent MILFtastiticness, then deposit huge silky loads of pearly white cum all up inside of them or baptize them in hot spew.

What? You people were the ones that believed the Da Vinci Code—and that retarded movie didn't even have hot fucking! "MILF Seekers 15" has April Blossom, Dakota Reed, Sheila Marie, Carolyn Reese, and hot as fuck Jordan Nevaeh. We'll take that any day over a bunch of old dudes conspiring to hide the fact that Jesus and Mary had French children.

"MILF Seekers 15" releases this week from Pink Visua. Please just don't go around the mall or nail salons the rest of the week dressed like a Knight talking in Middle English, because that would be bad.

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