“Cougars Love Kittens” Set To Change Formula, Ends Up In Wrong Section of Video Store

Contrary to what the title suggests, this is not a kid's film. Faye Reagan may have big doe eyes that suggest innocence and childlike wonder, but make no mistake—she's a predator! Rawr!

Yes, we know that the title of Sin City's newest release, "Cougars Love Kittens," sounds more like a new Disney release than a hot multi-generational lesbian title. We assure you that after seeing this sample gallery of pictures, you'll have no doubt that it's the latter. Like our good friend "Smoochie" once told us, life is a house of mirrors—you can't always tell what you're looking at out there!

If anything, this Sin City title serves to educate us in epistemology by pointing out that as a culture we've come to expect certain things from our pornographic terms. For example, the term "cougar" has become synonymous a sexually hungry, mature but childless woman, pumped up with raging in her prime hormones and a ticking time clock, out on the prowl for hot young man meat to stuff into her every throbbing, swollen, sensitive orifice.

But what if they crave some fresh young snatch instead? Ha! Gotcha there! Bet you never thought of that one, didja?

Well, Axel Braun did. And then he brought his crazy little idea over to the folks who run Sin City, and together they made some movie magic. Faye Reagan, Victoria Valentina, Missy Stone, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Raquel Devine, Payton Leigh, Isis Taylor, Kelly Leigh, and Roxanne Hall really go at each other, not just for the money, but for the genuine love of snatch.

The idea of putting hot older women with voracious sexual appetites together with scintillating young girls who love having older ladies munch on their juicy boxes may not seem all that revolutionary to you now, but as time goes by we believe this title will stand out as the single moment when the tide turned, and cougars finally got the non-MILF recognition they deserved.

"Cougars Love Kittens" is a new release from Sin City and Axel Braun. It comes out today.

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