“She’s Barely A MILF”: Faye Reagan Bridges The Gap

May 16, 2009
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Kudos to Hustler for creating the first porn niche since "Just Turned 18 And Transssexual." While scholars at Fleshbot West debate MILF terminology, one thing is clear: We would like to make Faye Reagan pregnant.

"I'm only 19 and now I'm pregnant. Why do guys not know how to pull out?" soliloquys Faye Reagan. "19 and a kid."

Real life boyfriend Dane Cross comes over and comes on her face. "You won't get pregnant now," he says. And Scene.

Like the iPhone, there are a number of things blatantly wrong with this (to wit: Pregnancy is not like God - we don't invent one if one doesn't exist; Reagan has no baby bump whatsoever. Also, while she would undoubtedly qualify as a MILF once the baby went from inboard to outboard, the liberal world of pornography doesn't believe that life begins at conception, so the title is misleading, unless the subtext is that Reagan already has a child and doesn't want another at the ripe old age of 19), but we really do appreciate the effort.

I also like that they did it with the approval of Pharaoh.

Each of the other women in this collection, including Kira Silver, Patricia Petit, Gwen Diamond, and Starla Sterling, each has at least a bit of pooch in the stomach, enough to suggest without dialogue that there is a bun in the oven. But Reagan, the movie's covergirl, looks about a million miles from pregnant (save for her glow).